A friend of mine was helping her boyfriend clean out his boxer drawer when he pulled out a pair or really ratty, full-seated, “I’m on the rag” underwear. “Are these yours?” he asked. Embarrassed, and wanting to maintain her image of a girl who always wears lacy Victoria’s Secret panties, she answered:
“No, they’re not mine! Why do you have another girls’ underwear in your drawer? Are you cheating on me?” And they proceeded to get in a fight about whether or not he cheated, based on the ratty underwear that she was too embarrassed to admit were her own.
Couples get in dumb fights all the time…although, this panty fight might take the cake. What is the dumbest thing that you’ve ever gotten into a fight about with your significant other?

        As hot as sex can look in movies…in real life it can be pretty awkward, and not all that sexy.  The unplanned bumping of body parts, the liquids, the noises… “I didn’t just fart on you.  That was a queef.”

Sex acts can often lead to embarrassing situations.  What’s the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in a hook up?  How did you deal with it?  Did you laugh it off, or run away?  Ever wonder if maybe someone ignores you after a hook-up because they are embarrassed?

More often than not, going out with someone you don’t know results in good stories about nut cases as opposed to long-term relationships. A few weeks ago, a friend of mine showed me an e-mail from a guy she had been out with a few times and then stopped seeing. His response (through e-mail no less) was something along the lines of: “It’s clear you want nothing to do with me…but I think that we’d have mind-blowing sex…if you ever want my big who-ha you know how to find me.”

Needless to say, she never took him up on that offer. Even so, interesting last ditch effort on the guy’s part….

Dating can be a complete clown show. Who was the biggest whackjob you’ve ever dated (no names please)?

Going through my first big breakup was the hardest thing I’ve
ever done.  My boyfriend had become such a huge part of my life
that I felt incomplete without him in it….like I had lost my
identity.  As melodramatic as it sounds now, I thought I’d never be
happy again.

But, of course, I was.

Breakups suck.  And getting over one can be a process.  Do you have a
story about your worst break up?  Your best break up? Any tips
for moving on?

    One of the first guys I dated was giving me a piggyback ride one day, and in an attempt to be suave, he blurted out…

    “Man, you’ve got some big thighs!”

    “What?” I said, clearly annoyed.

    “No, no, I think they’re sexy.”

As a good guy friend of mine once said, you never talk to a girl about her mustache or her weight. But sometimes guys (and girls) don’t think before they talk. What’s the worst/funniest backhanded compliment you’ve ever gotten/given?