http://www.ambermadison.tv/archives/60 The Talk with Me, Amber Madison Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:55:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3 http://www.ambermadison.tv/archives/60#comment-29 zubmarine Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:21:54 +0000 http://www.ambermadison.tv/archives/60#comment-29 the first time i had sex...which actually wasn't as awkward as i thought it would be, was an adventure. it actually lasted for a good length of time...but something mortifying happened during the course of it. out of nowhere, my boyfriend at the time (after i had queefed, which is actually totally embarassing) noticed that he had vaginal fluid all down his leg! (which he later referred to affectionately as "skeet") i wanted to die, as i saw his face contort into a puzzled expression as to what had just happened. the worst part was, however, he went and told ALL of his friends about it the next day. how would you like that to happen? you have one of your boyfriend's friend's girlfriend come up to you and say, "So I heard you skeeted all over his leg?" it was horrible! :) but at least now i can laugh about it. the first time i had sex…which actually wasn’t as awkward as i thought it would be, was an adventure. it actually lasted for a good length of time…but something mortifying happened during the course of it. out of nowhere, my boyfriend at the time (after i had queefed, which is actually totally embarassing) noticed that he had vaginal fluid all down his leg! (which he later referred to affectionately as “skeet”) i wanted to die, as i saw his face contort into a puzzled expression as to what had just happened. the worst part was, however, he went and told ALL of his friends about it the next day. how would you like that to happen? you have one of your boyfriend’s friend’s girlfriend come up to you and say, “So I heard you skeeted all over his leg?” it was horrible! but at least now i can laugh about it.

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